Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated, which was what started the Vietnam war, then Hitler and Martin Luther King devised the segregation of Germany with the Berlin Wall to fight the spread of communism in England and THAT is why the Great Depression happened.
Highlight of my 2017
Who remembers AdventureQuest
I’d grow weed in MY victory garden
I love liberty cabbage mmmm
Hamburger??? No, we call those “liberty sandwiches” now.
what if you could gain weight... in your earlobes
Moms are sometimes infuriating, what’s new? ☺️ it’s all gonna be ok everyone. I been crazy busy, but just had to vent to people that would understand. You guys are great.
In other Mom news...
Me: hey Mom, I hooked up with this random guy from the bar last night and I’m kinda confused about it, can I talk to you?
Mom: *fangirls* omg WHATS HE LOOK LIKE, did you like it?????
~~~~~~~~1 month later~~~~~~~
Me: hey Mom, I met this girl, we have a date tomorrow and I’m so excited. She’s really cool
Mom: mmmhm, that’s nice sweety. Is she gonna be your girlfriend? *makes face :/*
Me: wears same outfit that Mom has complimented on multiple occasions, but plus a baseball cap and a cool jacket and now I look too much like a tom boy???
Mom: just show a liiiittle bit of cleavage abby
What about modesty Mom??!? Wouldn’t Jesus be PROUD of me?????
@vantablack your icooon lolllllll 😂😂
If these walls could talk, they probably wouldn’t have much to say.
Christmas time to me means Santa Ana winds and FIRE <3