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Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated, which was what started the Vietnam war, then Hitler and Martin Luther King devised the segregation of Germany with the Berlin Wall to fight the spread of communism in England and THAT is why the Great Depression happened.

Hamburger??? No, we call those “liberty sandwiches” now.

My sister used the post on Facebook about sexual assault and being uncomfortable with the fact that Trump was visiting Utah and sparked a close to 200 comment chain that was fucking awful to read. Time to scream into a pillow

what if you could gain weight... in your earlobes

@abbycakes >inb4 you do it and she compliments you

@abbycakes the outfit in question. Like c’mon. Pick your battles lady, I could be showing up to dinner in a black leather skin suit

Moms are sometimes infuriating, what’s new? ☺️ it’s all gonna be ok everyone. I been crazy busy, but just had to vent to people that would understand. You guys are great.

In other Mom news...

Me: hey Mom, I hooked up with this random guy from the bar last night and I’m kinda confused about it, can I talk to you?

Mom: *fangirls* omg WHATS HE LOOK LIKE, did you like it?????

~~~~~~~~1 month later~~~~~~~

Me: hey Mom, I met this girl, we have a date tomorrow and I’m so excited. She’s really cool

Mom: mmmhm, that’s nice sweety. Is she gonna be your girlfriend? *makes face :/*

Me: wears same outfit that Mom has complimented on multiple occasions, but plus a baseball cap and a cool jacket and now I look too much like a tom boy???

Mom: just show a liiiittle bit of cleavage abby

What about modesty Mom??!? Wouldn’t Jesus be PROUD of me?????

@vantablack your icooon lolllllll 😂😂

If these walls could talk, they probably wouldn’t have much to say.

Christmas time to me means Santa Ana winds and FIRE <3